What's on your mug?

something i need (i typed this and its 1 am)

- i stayed up all night, i need sleep - me too

By minyoongisksk

Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life). It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!

-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep -NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror -Okay *keeps wanking*

By I fuck gays (noHOMO)

What school prevents you from getting

Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class" Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived. Teacher-"Well go to bed early" Jimmy-"falls asleep again" Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!" Jimmy-"dies on the inside"

By CanYouLikeNotPlease

to rest; state of dormancy or inactivity.

sleep, what wilson does not do.

By JessicUHHH

something that you start life getting enough or even too much, but as you get older you lose more and more hours of because you are doing homework or hanging out with friends, etc.

person 1: I'm so tired!! person 2: Did you sleep last night? person1: I didn't have time, I had too much homework!

By SoTiredItsNotFunnyAnymore