What's on your mug?

a swift jab to the mid section

i threw up after i got murfed

By paolini mc fin

the opposite of smurf. a rather large/muscular person.

Damn Ikaika, you wen get all murf!

By Ululani

a human with fish like qualities

luke - look its murf joanne - isnt that a fish? luke - fiiiiiiiiiishy lips

By Poulson

Someone who highly resembles Mr.Bean and has deep sexual interests in his younger male siblings. He also has abnormally massive ears and enjoys cursing at teachers and punching innocent women in the face for no reason. He also plays Xbox a bit too much and rapes any male and assaults any female intruders who interupts his Xboxing. Murfs usually spend their times playing 17 straight hours of black ops, subtracting the net sales, fondling with his brother's scrotum or voilently beating up women passers by. Murfs have also starred in popular movies such as Murphy Twitching and Mr.Bean's Holiday.

MURF

By Earl Penisburg

a rotting male or female reproductive organ

you stupid murf, your're such a murf,you little murf

By Ethan B.