Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.
Guy 1: I want a girlfriend Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud Guy 1: Why would you say that? Guy 2: One word, periods.
By h20polo1717
Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.
If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.
By Shadow Creator
The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
By Ray
1. One of the greatest things a man can experience! 2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life. 3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find. 4. The most expensive thing a man can get.
1. Guy 1: Dude! You have no idea how good you have it! Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best! I can't ask for more! 2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK? Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year! 3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense? Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad! He scares the shit out of me! 4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend? Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.
By DarkDestroyer95
A member of society that is constantly hated by her boyfriend's mother for no apparent reason. The mother hates the girlfriend just for existing.
Mother: "Why are you dating your girlfriend? She's the devil and I cannot stand her. I want you to break up with her!" Son: "Mom, I've been with her for 4 years. Why can't you learn to like her?"
By hatedbyamother