Water
A [erection]'[s] arch [nemesis]
Andrew and Jamie were naked and making out near the pool. Jamie's [pussy] was soaking wet and Andrew cock was [rock]-[solid] and [11] inches long. When Andrew stood up he accidentally fell in the pool. Then it happened. His testicles instantly shriveled up, his cock stung, and the water flushed out all the blood and filled his dick. When he got out, Jamie was laughing at the size of his dick. Instead of being as [solid] as [rock], his dick was as [soft] as a blanket and instead of being 11 inches long, his cock was the size of a popcorn kernel. Jamie ran up to him and they kept making out. When they kissed, Andrew had something go into his mouth, While kissing, Andrew opened his eyes and looked at Jamie's sweater. There was a [pack] of VIAGRA in the pocket... and one was missing. Suddenly all the water in his cock started dripping out and his dick became warm again, his testicles slowly started drooping, and his cock instantly started stretching out again, eventually poking Jamie. As they laughed, they kept making out.
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