The ultimate Red-Neck daycare center, features cheap prices, a McDonalds, and all the tire and car support you'll ever dream of.
After Bill was tired of having sex with his cousin, he went to the local Wal-Mart to get a tire change and a Big Mac for less than $10.
By Juan Soto
A dumb-ass store where people go to get cheap shit for more than it's worth. Usually, ghetto-dwellers and rednecks come for the super-clearance specials.
Wal-Mart: Pure cheap evil.
By insanelinkinparkchick
A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.
Wal-Mart Employee: Sorry son, This here rule book says I can't sell ya this here TV-game thingy, but how 'bout I show you our fine selection of shotty-guns?
By Gizwidget
1.A great place to bounce balls and piss off employees 2.A place i hate to go to because u go in and want only a few things and end up paying 400 dollars. 3.A place that almost everyone goes to but complains about it. seriously ppl if u dont like it then why go there?
John: i threw this red ball across the aisle and some lady yelled at me, it was great! Mary: ok kids wait here ill be back in a few minutes. ::3 hours later:: sry i just had to get some extra things and this time i only spent 400$!! what a bargan! Man walking into wal-mart: god i hate this place, oh well
By Jeffrop6691
One of the worst places to shop on the planet. This place is always occupied by the lowest forms of American society. They include White-Trash rednecks, other slow Southerners, gangsta wannabes, and other fat ass or imbred pieces of shit from different races. Mexicans also come here, but this is only because this is all these poor, hard-working, good people can afford. Although these Wal-Mart stores are located everywhere, including the Northeast, most of them seem to be in the South and the southern Midwest (Indiana, Southern Ohio, Northern KY, etc.) The massive corporation is based in Bentonville, AR too. This explains why you see so many of these trashy, filthy people there. As many of the previous submitters have mentioned, Wal-Mart loves to run small-business owners out of business who have put their savings into running a business to serve their local community.
Tip: Never try using the komodes in Wal-Mart bathrooms. Don't do it before cleaning it with disinfecting spray, wiping down the seats, and putting on one of the paper toilet covers. Somehow it would seem easier to wear a condom, and take a new toilet seat in from the home furnishing department.
By Ryan