What's on your mug?

A skinny penis

Ewww you have spaghetti!!!

By JulioIsDeadInside

A lanky person and is too drunk the become spaghetti

I am spaghetti

By Urbangeeza

When a hot blonde guy is wearing a red shirt

“Omg Dennis is SUCH a spaghetti tonight” “I know but like .... he’s so sexy”

By DennisP99

Pronunciation: spaghetti/spəˈɡɛti/ The feed of the Gods. Since acient times Spaghetti has been consumed by the common people as a way to get closer to our deities . The usage of Spaghetti has however been lost, so has the knowledge of the Gods. Nowadays we only feed on Spaghetti to get nutriens. This is sin and you will go to hell after you die. The italians say they invented Spaghetti, this is true. They created it for the Gods 6000 b.c.

Person 1: Oh, you are eating some Spaghetti? Person 2: Yeah, would you care for some? Person 1: Cursed be thyne family for thou hast sinned. Person 2: What the fuck?

By Harikjay

Yummy noodley deliciousness

Mom: I just made sum spaghetti me: (SOUNDS OF APPROVAL)

By MoltenGarbage