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Pizza Hut

random person:"I accidentally outpizza'd the hut" Pizza Hut: "shh no witnesses"

By Exotic-Ennards

A food chain that sells pizza, an amazing victim of prank calling.

“Hello, this is Pizza Hut. What may I get you today?” “Hello. Can I please have a Big Mac?” “… ma’am, this isn’t a McDonalds…”

By astroizuku

90% of Canal Fulton’s market. Oh and we have a salad bar for no reason at all. I forgot to mention that it takes 690 business days to deliver.

“Pizza Hut has a salad bar for no reason at all!”

By The quiet kid in class

the most location dependent resturant ever to exist

utahn 2: want pizza hut utahn 2: sure anywhere else: PIZZA HUT GAVE ME DIAREAHH AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

By WTWTWTWTWTWTWWTTWTWTWTWTWTTWTW

It's when you make your penis and your balls look like pepperoni pizza during sex.

Pulling a Pizza Hut is a great way to impress a girl.

By NonsenseRoaster