What's on your mug?

Exclamation: Mayonnaise must always have an exclamation mark after it when said properly.

I like MAYONNAISE!!! (as a car runs over your foot)

By Matt Bellamy

NOT an instrument. (English) NO es un instrumento. (Spanish) PAS un instrument. (French) KEIN Instrument. (German) 不是乐器. (Chinese) НЕ инструмент. (Russian) 楽器ではありません (Japanese) 악기가 아닙니다. (Korean) HINDI isang instrumento. (Filipino) NÃO é um instrumento. (Portuguese) NÍ ionstraim. (Irish) साधन नहीं। (Hindi) לא מכשיר. (Hebrew) Non instrumentum. (Latin) also RIP Unus Annus #mementomori

Patrick: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Patrick: *does N@zi salute* I MEAN- *raises hand* Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

By Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott

A Mayo Jar who's pc setup consists of a Windows 7 laptop on a rusty ass fucking chair. Also may have jerked off to every Chainsaw Man character.

This nigga is poor as fuck and need a fundraiser immediately. Please go help Mayonnaise if you are generous.

By I Eat Afghans

When they assume my gender

Person: oh hey what up MAN Me: EXCUSE ME?!? I identify as mayonnaise you inconsiderate cunt Person: shit sorry man Me: STOP TRIGGERING ME WHILE ASSUMING MY GENDER! Person: Aw sorry mayo Me: Thats more like it

By ushudstahP

The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.

The Mayonnaise are backward even by Irish standards.

By Rory the sheep