What's on your mug?

to play with yourself

i like to masturbate at the movie theater

By boomer2

When your 5 finger fiance gives you a bit of a knob-job. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE does it does it but still people are embarrassed by it. It SHOULD be that if you didn't masturbate it was sick or weird, not the other way around! I do it, I know another guy that does it, and I am very sure that everyone else in my school does it. Note: Do it, it feels soooooo great. P.s. for extra pleasure use lubricant and watch hardcore porn while you do it this way you get great pleasure and an AMAZING orgasm!

Me and ***** were in my house by ourselves so we went on the net and watched some porn...then we masturbated and neither of us felt embarrassed.

By fapperface

the process of pleasing yourself sexually.

the old man masturbated until he died.

By the meat man

To sexually pleasure oneself to orgasm. Usually better than sex, because, not only do you know what you want better than a partner, there's no risk of STD or pregnancy! Everyone does it, though most people don't like to admit to it.

Betty: I masturbate, what's wrong with it? Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself? Betty: Yes... Jane:...is it good?

By LuffySP

to touch and play with yourself for sexual pleasure until a climax. for girls: take your finger and rub your nice pussy in circles until you almost reach your climax then stop....then do the circles again...do this 4 times and your climax will be better than usual... for guys: take your hand and wrap it around your cock on your cock...then move your hand up and down until you reach your climax ...you can also jerk on your cock to fell better...

Jenny: I masturbate all the time! Danielle: So do I!! Jenny and Danielle: It feels so good!

By Rachel O. Biancardi