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Katie

A Katie is, well, I can't really tell you what a Katie is. No one really knows. All i know is that shes' a brilliant lass, She's intelligent beyond all belief, she knows things that you cant wrap your head around yet. Shes loving, she cares about anything. You could tell her about your day, and she'd listen to every word and not forget it, then later on when you make a joke, she'll bring up something you said earlier making you go "oh snap, how did you remember that?". Oh, did i mention that she is incredibly beautiful, her beauty shines both on the outside and the inside. When she smiles, it makes even the rainiest of days go away. She's a girl that you have to work hard for, she doesn't open up to everyone, but when she does, you can truly see how magical, wondrous, and wise she is. She always tells the truth, and she's easy to trust, you can tell her anything. She is honestly the most amazing girl that you can come across. If you ever find a girl that fits this description, don't mistreat her, she's a gem, treat her like one. Don't ever pass up the opportunity to meet a girl like this, you'll be missing a very important part of your life. Word of warning: She can also read your mind so be careful

Brett: Katie's lying on the floor upstairs. Me: Just leave her, it's Katie.

By Dope_Rush666

Katie

A Katie is, quite simply, the dankest woman in every way. She is beautiful beyond belief, usually with dark, chocolate eyes that mesmerize you. People often say the eyes are the window to the soul. These windows hold a soul as wonderful and salty as the Katie herself. She has a dazzling face that melts every man's heart. She has small, cute hands that are perfect for holding, although they drip sweat like she has her own rain cloud. She is witty as a whip, with an incredibly analytical mind that cuts through any argument you're foolish enough to have with her. And these arguments are unwinnable, as she will squash you like a bugger. A Katie is always right. Always, though she may sometimes give you a pat on the back for dumbass effort. She is also incredibly sarcastic, and hilarious to be around. She brings the fun to any get together, and is the self appointed life of the party. She is not a guy chaser, and instead a man has to work to win this heart, often for a couple of frackin years man. The effort required to win a Katie is well worth it, as she is incredibly romantic, loyal, kind, and fun to be around.

Man that girl is so frash and smart! What a Katie!

By ImperatorJim

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