Jacking Off
When a [guy] pulls on his penis vigorously and makes [cum] [squirt] out
Mark : Thanks [Chad] for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife! [Chad] : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife? [Chad] : Uh Yeah SHE'S [HOT]! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE! [Chad] : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches? [Chad] : Uh Yeah THEY ARE [HOT]! Kiersten : Hey [Chad] me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles! Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS! Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off? Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts! Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you? Chad : Sure knock yourself out! Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat) Mark : What The [Fuck] Is Your Problem [GOD] DAMNT IM COVERED IN [CUM]! Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
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