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You're bringing women to [suck] his dick and enforcing the rules selectively while foisting all of the work you don't want to do on to the new guy and then threatening the new guy's job because he isn't making the [retard] you're bringing women to fuck follow the rules. That fat [dyke] threatened to go to management and get me fired for not making him come upstairs at exactly 10pm.
Hym "He isn't great you have no expectations because HE IS A FUCKING [RETARD]. You were trying to get him to come upstairs at 10... He failed to meet your expectations... It's MY fault for letting him... I get him to come upstairs on [time]... And then what? Nothing. Fucking nothing. Because HE'S A FUCKING [RETARD]. Your expectations for that cripple are so low that waiting an hour to eat a handful of [apple] slices without shoving someone down the stairs (literally a thing that happened) is all it takes for him to be ✌️✊️✌️great✌️✊️✌️ And by virtue of simply being fucked he is absolved of his faults and by virtue of being a literal fucking [retard] he's absolved of his obligations. It's a literal retard sex cult you [bald], bloated, faggot. You're neck is literally being engulfed by your torso as we speak. By the end of the week the podcasters are going to be talking to a pair of eyes peaking out of your chest you freak. And for ME, you could have conceived of a higher expectation. I would have exceeded whatever you would have imagined. He's fucking trash and you're fucking trash. [Asshole]."
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