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One of the two genders of all living things, the other being male. Females are physically indentifiable by their sexual organs which differ from a male's (well it's true I'm not being crude on purpose), a female having a vagina and breasts, the latter not being developed until puberty around the early to late teens. A typical (I said typical!) female will have long hair and softer, more feminine features than a male, and wear more aesthetically pleasing clothing, getting away with colours such as pink or lilac which a male will more than likely get slated for wearing. A female of any species has the [job] of giving birth and caring for offspring, except seahorses; the female lays the eggs, the males fertilises them and then carries the fertilised eggs until they develop into [baby] seahorses and are 'born'. However the 'non-politically correct' [job] of human females is not only to produce and care for offspring, but not work and stay at home to cook and [clean] and care for the [house]. They must also remain faithful to their husband and care for and obey him. But in the last few decades, feminists have become more prominent in [society]: mainly females but also males intent on getting equal rights for men and [women]. Sadly in doing so some (not all!) of these feminists, usually the [women], have become sexist themselves and slate men at every given opportunity. But if you want to hear more about that then look up male in urban [dictionary]. In truth the only differences and inequalities between males and females are the physical ones; general appearance, reproductive organs and stereotypical style. Men and [women] both have mood swings and hormones. They both can be violent and bad tempered. They both are capable of sleeping around. They both have the capacity to cheat on their significant other or treat them badly. They can both be [immature]. They both are able to be sexist, [racist], prejudiced, unfair, corrupt, discriminating and every other awful thing you can think of. But they can also both be the most beautiful, intelligent, loving, caring, generous and fair people on this earth, if only they'd let go of their unjust ideas and realise: we only live once. There are no second chances. We should be celebrating life, not ending it; we should appreciate every second we are with our loved ones, not abuse them and their [trust]; we should be making [friends] with everyone possible, not making enemies with everyone they don't like the look of. But this is not a rant, it is a [definition]. If you wanted that, look at the example.

1. A stereotypical female has long [hair], is [attractive], straight and wears make up and [pretty] clothing.

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