What's on your mug?

To engage in the respectable (and pleasurable) act of sitting down and reading a good work of literature.

I can't wait to fap to some Keats!

By HardcoreFapper

Fap is the sound when you jack off however it is also when you eat so much that you become twice your original weight

That girl just faped

By Fap2

all out masturbation noises

my brother was in his room while all i could hear was *fap* *fap* *fap*

By ANDOR OWN DEM HOEZ

A biology term meaning fixed action pattern.

Geese display many faps such as rolling an egg back to its nest and migration.

By BiolNerd

To fucking work that Vas Deferens!

Andrew fapped to his hearts desire while watching gay porn.

By grid shitter