Ninja
People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes. You get the idea: you are not a ninja
By Newah