Dad
The guy that left for milk 13 years ago
"Dad, where are you going?" "Just getting some milk, son."
By TheOnlyTwo
What's on your mug?
Dad
Dad is a grate funny strong man who you can have a laugh with also will always be there to protect there daughter from a man
My dad is a very interesting person
By Livvy tock ❤️✨
Dad
Dad:twat
Who’s ur dad??? Me:a twat
By Poppy 😘
Dad
a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .
Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!
By yo mama and yo dadda
Dad
In black (nigger) culture, dad is a fictional character many dream of one day meeting. It is also a high belief among the black community that dads are just a rumor started by big government propaganda to make them feel more out of place for not having one.
Black guy1: aye nigga I hear ya found ur dad. Black guy2: nah nigga I bet you belief in tha toof fairy too, dumb nigga.
By Jacklinksfoolya