A stupid app that Elon fucks in his sleep
What’s Twitter? The Baby Momma of Elon Musk’s Kids
By Jakethebait
What's on your mug?
Hell, no explanation needed
1: Yo, wanna use Twitter aka X 2: No fucking way piss off I don't want to get there
By NoOneaeae
An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.
Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER? Then: You mean x.com Me: I said what I said
By meteoridian
Twitter is a social media created in 2006 by Jack Dorsey, the social media was known for its tweets, a form of posts with a limit of characters to input like in an SMS. The platform is mostly known to be the second most popular opinion social media after Reddit. However, this social media was bought and renamed X by Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and Space X. Since then, Twitter has never been that bad.
If you want to beef with someone, make a Twitter account.
By SlammerGaming0
T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky) tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up move until it's too late and you're a chud
jake: *goes on Twitter* jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit! tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man! tommy: you should move to bsky jake: *moves* (jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟
By prickstabber69420