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Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.

Robert: I got some pussy last night Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert. Or A wild Robert walks up Steals your purse After he successfully steals it: "You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"

By Ghost Mario

Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.

Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"

By Syltburken

Robert

Robert, the most handsome guy. Ain’t like any other guys because he has a different personality from others. Will go for a lot of girls because he is brave and ain’t scared of anything. Will most likely be your next love if there name is Robert. They might have little nicknames such as Rob or Robby. They will probably go for there nicknames instead of there name. Overall a very cute boy that everyone likes.

Omg did you see Robert today? Robert come over here Will you go out with me rob?

By ur dad is rlly hawt

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