Paul is better than you and he is gonna let you know that. Paul is concerned with all things involving Paul.....especially the closure.
Me: Hey Paul, we found the property corner. Paul: Hey stupid face, that's just where someone tied up their dog. Me: Dies inside.
By ERRORIK
A Paul is a person who betrays your trust. A person who can’t keep their mouth shut. If you date a Paul, he will for sure break your heart. He will seem trusting at first but don’t give in to his games, they are all just to lead you on into believing you are amazing when really he sees you just as trash.
Paul is an ass dude. I’ve never seen anyone so mean.
By Spreadingthetruth
Paul is a lazy, blob of hamburger helper that throws insults out to ease the pain of oncoming heart disease.
Person 1:that guy is really fat, what do I call him Person 2: call him paul
By Gage Cormier
Absolute dog, a guy who flirts using thumb wars and arm wrestling. He is an extreme lightweight, dont get him drunk or he will throw up all over the place. Alcohol addict.
Paul is a d dddddog.
When your mother tells you men only want one thing this is the guy they were talking about
Don't give Paul what he wants
By Holybird