What's on your mug?

Another term for douchebag

Dude! He's such a Michael!

By NotAMichael

A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.

Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo. Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at. Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building. Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.

By G-Kiddie

Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.

God damn that kid is as crusty as a Michael!

By DMAA Research

A large flightless bird, who does not lay eggs and shits sideways. Mainly found roaming the streets or dark alleys

That damn Michael shit on my car again

By MichaelPapa-uzza

Someone who likes large penis's

i am such a michael

By Blank-Death