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Katie

A girl who likes to ride big floppy stallions and rages all the time. Also has an obsession about snails bordering on OCD. She has an imaginary pet dog and all of her friends are imaginary. She likes to suck on Tarnie's Banarnie, but 'has a Katie' when anyone talks about Tarnie's Banarnie. She likes to be on top and has a massive wang. Likes being felt up by Buddy. Loves Jays and will not hurt them, even if they write about her on Urban Dictionary. Isnt the smartest person and when they say something catastrophically stupid, she uses her hands to cause a distraction. Is a pferd rider.

Jeez Katie, dont have a Katie. Strap on your saddles caz im going to take you on the ride of your life! Katie: 1+1=3 Me: No, 1+1=2 Awkward silence Katie: *waves hands in front of face

By DrJayPHD

Katie

Katie Is Pathic and needs to grow she always crys over stupid things, her best friend try's so hard to help and put up with her but soon she will give up, she can move on and needs to learn to stand on her own two feet, always expects everyone. Els to do things for her always annoy the brother and he gets fed up, Katie is NOT a trust worthy person and will always spill the beans her best friends always trys her best but its not good enough for KATIE so if you know a Katie WATCH OUT! As se might hold you back!

Katie is a Idiot Pathic!! And holds people back e.g bestfriend!

By Sarah pine house

Katie

Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets. During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again. During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser. The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.

Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?" Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday" Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."

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