What's on your mug?

a gay shit who supports chelsea and tells you that man u are not gonna get into the champs league, and then when they do he gets really salty and doesnt talk to u for a few days

john= shit as shit

By howya yaweebastard

A cross breed between an arachnid and human being. A John has the capabilities of spinning silk webs from their rectum and mouth simultaneously.

"Dude, did you see the butt silk that John just shot at you?!"

By Merpaderpa

A man who has a heart, and a brain, and some courage. He shouldn't stand on tables, and a little weight isn't bad. Lots of freckles, and red Edward-Cullen like hair. He isn't too in it with anything, but makes a great match with other people. eg. a Christina.

You; that kid looks smart me; swoon John

By Twilightslittlehopelessromantc

Someone who comes from London, or more London way than wherever the user of the word is from. The recievers of the term are named johns because of the outside perception that everyone from london (males mainly) call each other "john" as a by-word for "mate or fellow." Heard in the East Anglia area in the populations with the regional dialect of English. Is used less often these days since most people in london are not the percieved cockneys that they once were since mass immigration to the city since the 1960s. Also people in East Anglia now commonly work in London and therefore now know better, and meeting a London is far more common than before.

Them bloody John's move'un to our village and telling us what to do and how to run the place!

By Essex/Suffolk Lad

A crudely constructed excuse for one's inability or lack of desire to complete an action.

V. ("He was johning so hard the other day, I nearly threw up.") N. ("That's a John and a half.")

By densloww