One who gets friendzoned often. Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon" Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"
By AshleysMexicanDick
A Fuck Boy
P1: omg did Brandon text you?! P2: i stopped replying, hes such a fuckboy
By askdm
A pussy
Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed
By gogirl69
A Meme Shit Lord
Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi
By SenkaXD
A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.
God damnit, your being such a brandon.
By ChineseDiabetes