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Note - Swag is not to be confused with Schwag (Mexican marijuana as opposed to North American marijuana which typically contains a much higher THC content.) 1. Stolen Without A Gun - in the concert industry this term refers to promotional items distributed normally at a concert to roadies and employees of the concert company (although most concert companies were merged into "SFX Entertainment" from 1997-2000 and later sold off to "Clear Channel Communications" which also owns large majority of U.S. radio stations.) People have made up many other explanations for this acronym, but this is the original meaning according to many people within the music industry. 2. The belongings of Australian bushman which they rolled and carried while traveling by foot. 3. Scientific ass wild guess - This acronym was popular in the 1980's, meaning a highly accurate guess not backed up with scientific evidence.

1. Tonight the promoter gave me this great swag. 2. The Aborigines traveled with their swag. 3. I listened to his swag and it made lots of sense.

By Doug D. Smith

SWAG

Swag is an overall confidence,it can be personal apperance or the way someone talks. Usally embraced in rap. My tip is to make it your own, for example: I and a couple of friends created an acronym S.W.A.G= Sucking Women Ass Good; which means we get pussy because of our confidence and personal apperance.

Damn, that hollister shirt is so cool! Swag.

By Breezy Montana

SWAG

An ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery: "ribbon-tied swags of flowers". Secretly We Are Gay

Look at his SWAG Dude SWAG

By Louis.Selimi

Swag

Sex With A Ginger.

Dude I just had Swag!

By AnonymousJohnBoiii21

SWAG

[S]- Secretly [W]- We A- Are G- [Gay]

Here is a gay story! swag I was sitting in my room masterbatin when I hear a knock on the door. My [dick] was straight as a pole. Please [don]'t be David... I say in my mind. I put on clothes and my [boner] can be seen thru my pants. Fuck! I shout as I clench my fist. I open the door. It is David. I feel so horny when he is by me... "I see your glad to see me" he says laughing sexy like he always does staring at my [boner]. I melt at his voice into my ears... "Come in!" I say with a pink face. Damnit Josh act cool! I say to myself. I shut the door behind [us]. Maybe I can have [sex] with him! Maybe I can tell him my feelings! I say to my mind. "You have anything to get us drunk bro?" He asks me. My ass cheeks clench together. "Yeah" I say with a shaky voice. I get us some beers. Later we are totally drunk. Beer all over the floor. I can't hold it in. It is to strong. I put my face close to his. I feel his breath in my face. "What the [hell] man?" He says to me right before I kiss him. My [dick] gets harder. He relaxes. I reach my tongue all the way to the back of him mouth. We keep doing that to each other. Over and over. Each time I feel my [dick] getting harder and harder. I rub his back and soon we are both naked, making out, and both have boners. I rub his [dick] and he rubs mine. I never felt so happy. I grab his [ass] and rub it's each time going deeper into his [ass].

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