Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going. Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU. Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
By Ryan's Shit.
Radiates the same energy as the color red, more specifically red plaid pajama pants
Ryan has the same energy as red plaid pajama pants.
By Urmom123829371947291
Ryan is a mashed spaghetti
Wow the is food looks like Ryan
By SuperQuack
The kid that everyone calls gay for no reason. Ryan isn't gay. Or maybe he is and is now pressured to tell people because they call him gay as an insult. He had like 8 girlfriends in middle school alone, and his close friends remind him every day. His friends who are gay defend him, but other people still insult him. His friends in school who made fake youtube channels made a show about him, but he never watched it because the school year ended.
Person one: Look at Ryan, he's so gay. Person two: Stop saying that about him, what if he isn't?
By youvealreadywrittendefinitions
Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?
Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet! They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice! Thing 2: please shut up
By 2muchKava4U