What's on your mug?

A robert is a fuck nigga

Is that a robert yeah that looks like a fuck nigga

By N!99er111

An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.

Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all

By pissedthefuckoff2021

Generally a giant nerd, he likes DnD and video games even though he's a old man. Super power - will rant your ears of. He is kinda crusty and a bit of a jerk but he grows on you.

He's rather odd Yeah that Robert for ya

By M&DB

A man who doesn't shit

HOW THE FUCK HAS ROBERT HELD IT IN FOR 200 HOURS?

By W92nxz

I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.

I caught Robert crossdressing just to fool a guy into buying him stuff off Amazon.

By Scorviee