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Man who fits perfectly with a Michelle.

Look at those too, they're just like a Brandon and a Michelle. They're so cute together!

By yellowrosess

A tall, sexy guy with a porno dick. Despite his sexiness, he is very insecure and jealous of others. He is unsure of who he is and jacks the style of those surrounding him. He is controlling and extremely sensitive. Some would refer to him as a little bitch. If ever dating a Brandon, be sure to arrive home by 1AM or you are likely to have your cell blown up all night. Brandon is a spiteful significant other. When the inevitable break-up ensues, know that you will quickly be replaced, but by a laughable downgrade.

Girl 1: Did you see that sexy-ass guy!?! Girl 2: Yeah, but don't waste your time, I hear he's a total Brandon. Girl 1: Aww, what a shame.

By bird2011

An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.

girl: so..i hear you're single again? brandon: yea, im sorry. girl: why didn't you at least tell me? brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.

By Watamelon

boy with curly long hair. at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy. loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute. a very shy person.

that brandon does not talk!

By cockapoo

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

By brandon