What's on your mug?

a mom is someone who thinks their blocking you from the gates of hell when their really opening them for you

¨im you mom listen to me¨

By randomgayperson

Something I wanna smash

Boyfriend: "Did you ask your mom if I could sleepover tonight?" Girlfriend: "Yeah" Boyfriend: "Perfect."

By weinderdog

your mom

“mom help me with homework plzzzz.” “No.” “die”

By iehgrwos

A cow

your mom is ugly as hell.

By oristi

Mom, the most powerful being in the universe Main Weapon: Belt Weak Spot: None

Run, it's Mom

By DidUrMom127