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Annoying ass bitch

Jake is annoying

By Jake bitch

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.

That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote

By Massive coyote

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.

That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.

By Godly Person 1646812374

One of the best guys he makes you feel like the world. You never want him to leave your side. Makes you feel gorgeous even if you don't feel it, he doesn't even make you feel that way when you with him. He is like a diamond-rare, but amazing to have.

Wow, jake just makes me feel like the world. I can't wait to see him again.

By Grace1313

The nicest, most trusting person ever. Jakes try so hard to please you. They have the nicest laugh and are often quite athletic. Jakes are incredible people and everyone wants to be friends with them. Although sometimes quite daring and crazy, they’re really sweet.

girl 1: OMG is that Jake?!?!? girl 2: yup he totally glow’d up girl 1: i’d do anything to be with him... his girlfriend is so lucky to have him! girl 2: ikr! they look so happy together :(

By hey_its_po