the plague
discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort* normal person: the fuck?
By .muka
What's on your mug?
when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it
"bro those birds are seducing each other!" "no wonder i'm hearing twitter!
By combinedbirdspower
war cancel yes
1:bro he got cancelled on twitter 2:why 1:yes 2:also why are we named with numbers 1:dont break that wall
By the sus mongus
An app where mentally ill people live.
Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter? Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!
By JaredDingleDwarf
It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.
Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on? Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.
By doodlie.zemi