What's on your mug?

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

By froggypf

One of the most courageous men you could ever meet. A Robert will keep his word, tell you the truth, and won't back down. Her is a stand up guy, has the heart of an angel, and won't back down from what he believes in. Brown hair, blue eyed, he knows how to capture your heart. Don't ever defy him tho, guaranteed you'll lose him. He just won't sit around waiting to be punked! The best friend, lover, and irresistible guy you'll want to meet! I feel in love with a Robert once, and he kept his promises, every single one. So if you ever find one, keep him!

Gina:Did you see that guy over there? Robert is his name.. Jenny: Sure did, I hear he's predictably unpredictable.. bet that makes him perfectly imperfect! Gina: Hmmm.. maybe that's why he's so dreamy..

By Echo Nova

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.

Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice." Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease." Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."

By Archer Jaxx

Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.

Robert such a hunk!

By Bsbdjsvdnd

A white kid with a big dick. Robert is sweet and caring. Not the hottest guy in the world but cute. He's the best in bed with a huge cock.

Girl 1: I just slept with Robert last night Girl 2: How was it? Girl 1: Amazing, he has a huge cock

By Gagmedad