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A dumb person. The funniest person alive

John is so funny

By MyBestFriendAlex

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.

My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!

By That one chick!!!!!!!!!

A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

By Ah ha ha

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage

The John:are you going to eat that.

By Mydadleft

Loves skittles

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?” “You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles”

By AnonymousBellaFromH2O