Emo
Emo is a subdivision of Goth, (which itself is a subdivision of [Punk]) and can usually be seen wearing tight clothing, itchy wool scarves (no matter how [hot] it is) black-and-white striped sweaters and hair that covers 3/5 of the face. There are four main categories of emo: Emo Emo These [kids] are the classic [stereotype]. Usually listens to (or writes) crappy music and writes [even] crappier poetry (these songs are usually about getting dumped, death or something else melancholy). Practices self-mutilation (the cutting of oneself) and is dismal as hell. The best way to deal with these emos is to either get them professional help or get them some sort of anti-depressant Soap Opera Emo Emos that over react to [everything]. they don't get [happy], they get estatic. they dont get [sad], they get suicidal. In [short], these emos are huge drama king, (or as they put it "Extreamly Emotional") and are okay people but can get realy anoying. Happy Emo An Emo who likes to listen to emo music and dresses [like] an emo but doesn’t cut himself or cry about everything. They are perfectly [happy] human beings like you or me but still enjoy MCR, Fallout boy and other emo CDs of the sort. Fakemo Even other emos can’t tolerate these fucktards. They do everything an Emo does but have no [real] problems whatsoever. They simply do all this to A) Be accepted by other emos (why they’d want to, I can’t imagine why) B) To get negative attention or C) to scare the crap out of their [parents]. The way to recognize them from real Emo wackjobs is that they usually get in your face more that [real] emos and try to bring themselves to cutting themselves, but never can. The best way to deal with them is to give them the silent treatment and avoid them to resist the temptation to give them the beatings they so richly deserve. Emo-In-Denial An emo who considers him self a Goth. He usually beats on and makes fun of other emos even though there is virtually no difference between them and the other categories.
Emo Emo: My life sucks (sob), I hate you (sob), I hate myself, I hate my [parents] (sob) and I hate everything in this world! AHHHHHH (stabs self to death) Soap Opera Emo: I got tickets to see Green Day! this is the best day of my life, I couldn't imagine being happier. wait, I have to take my little [brother]. NOOOOOO!!!! (cries). I think (sob) I'll go (sob) kill myself Happy Emo: I got tickets to see Green Day, this is gona be awsome! Wait, I have to take my [brother]? [Damn]. Fakemo: I'm goint to cut myself with this knife realy soon! I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it. [Damn], I still cant do it. Okay, on the count of three, i'll drive this god damn Xacto into my wrist. Here it goes, One, two, THREE! Now I'm gona do it! I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it... Emo-In-Denial: God I hate emos, I hate MCR, fallout Boy and all that [shit] poetry they write. They'll never understand true artists, [like] green day and my awsome poetry about death Emo: uhhhhhh... whats the differnce? EID: Shut the fuck up you emo fag
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