What's on your mug?

A homeless looking guy with iPhone and Instagram.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. Where do hipsters not like to swim? In the mainstream. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

By blubb4242

Wears band shirts of bands they probably don't even listen to, (namely Nirvana) worships Kurt Cobain and, lives off of Nutella, Cheetos and sour patch kids.

All the hipsters on tumblr that post photos of their Nutella and tries to pass them off as photography.

By Catalyst1624

A person who lacks any kind of creativity and therefore wears and does whatever is popular, while simultaneously claiming the dislike anything that is mainstream.

Person 1: "Hey, are you sure you want to buy those shoes? Everyone wears them" Person 2: "You're right, I don't want to look like a hipster"

By Olof

A hipster is commonly identified by wardrobe labelled as "non-conformist", which tends to conform exactly to the traditional representation of a hipster. They tend to go to school for liberal arts courses, and flaunt their extensive education, while not realizing that a liberal arts degree gets you jack shit in the real world. An "accomplished" hipster, who has completed said degree, tends to spend a great deal of time in overpriced coffee shops such as Starbucks in order to appear "deep", and "introspective". They protest dressing to impress others, while spending outrageous amounts of money on pre-worn shirts and torn jeans, in order to "fit-in" with the other hipsters they look up to. They claim to be politically aware, but attack all conservative views as fascist, while not understanding the liberal views the claim to represent. You would be hard pressed to find a more contradictory or hypocritical drogue chute on the welfare of society as this sub-human genera. Avoid at all costs.

"Look at that hipster, complaining about how well educated he is, because he can quote statistics about whaling and global warming that he saw on the internet, while he's working at the McDonalds at the mall" "What a non-conforming god he is, I wish I was as conscious about the world as he is" "So do I... So do I..."

By Evile

"Hipster" is a modern insult implying that the subject judges others based on taste in popular music and clothing. Concomitant implications include a glamorized view of poverty, leftist politics, and a disdain for daily work.

"Did you read that Salon.com article about hipsters on food stamps?"

By NomadicScribe