What's on your mug?

Robert is my name

I am Robert

By Mr Lester

A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!

D: Hi good morning, how are you today? Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home" D: Classic Robert

By Bert1357

The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.

Robert is a lonely peach of shit.

Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.

A Robert is a drug addict.

By BOB the yeet17

Mom's Sketti 1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives 1 can Italian stewed tomatoes 1 cup fresh mushrooms 1 can olives, cut up 5 browned Italian sausage links Italian seasoning Salt Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..

Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!

By Echo Nova