Dad
The man that fucked your mom
“Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”
By AreYouDumb
What's on your mug?
Dad
He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK
My Dad left to get milk bye Dad
By IAMASICKFUCK
Dad
Someone who takes there time to get milk
Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb Child:ok Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk Mum:I don't want to tell you this but Child: but what mum? Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"
By Onilycs
Dad
A Dad is someone who probably left your family when you were 3yrs old or went to buy milk but you already had some...
Where’s my milk, and my dad
By Dick Hammerbush
dad
gone
my dad is gone
By ded sam