What's on your mug?

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk Me:Can i come too Dad:No 15years later Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

By Borki-YT

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back

other kids: wheres your dad? me: whats a dad?

By 🌸ur mom🌸

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

By gdnnfh

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

By PIZZA GAL

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician Person 2: For real what can he do Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

By I make bad jokes