What's on your mug?

Big Mexican Women

"Hey Brandon, your moms a BMW."

By "HEY"69420alert

Many people think it is the car, but this really stands for Black Momma Whopping. When a black child is very rude, this phenomenon takes place.

Brenda- Yooo, I witnessed a BMW the other day Brittany- What, the car? Brenda- No, a black momma whoppin stupid.

By BLACKMOMMAWHOPPIN

Brainless Moron Wheels also see AUDI

Look at that BMW, to be expected.

By Floggedhorse

B:ody M:ade W:rong

Tina has a BMW, a body made wrong

By danymoloko

high performance vehicles largely produced in Germany that either has two wheels or four- In every case however, gives the driver an unapologetic and free license to drive like an absolute dick. BMW operators will Characteristically cut people off, use the right lane to past left lane speed-limit going goats, uses highway onramps as their personal launch pad, and of course employ 0-use of blinkers. Typically driven by younger rich pricks, drug dealers, mafia hitmen, or in general by those that cant stand Audi or Mercedes drivers. Even if you're a rule biding driver, a BMW will make you into a dick. period. And that's just fine because everyone will get it- your in a BMW.

EXAMPLE 1: Dude why are you driving like a douche? - Sorry man its a BMW. EXAMPLE 2: Are those two dealing drugs? Well its black M5 in a walgreens parkinglot at 3am so yeah, of course.

By Wutwutintha