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1. A fucking idiot. [Pathetic], arrogant, ruthless, annoying [piece of shit]. Somebody who had better not have been born. Just punch them right in the face if you meet them. I once [hit] a hammer right in the asshole's [dirty] fucking ass(mouth), and I felt like having the best time of my life for a moment looking at the hot [blood] streaming down the chin. Of cource, I was caught by the police, but it was worth it. He never dared try to get near me after I got out of jail and started going to school again(I was a student!). Ha! 2. The second best place where my penis feels at home(females only). I once pretended to mistake the hole and pounded my dick on my girlfriend's ass, and she said it felt pleasure like a lightning striking through her body. You don't even have to wear a condom, because there's no need to worry about becoming a daddy. Let's not talk about STDs, though. 3. Where shit comes out.

1. Roger: D'you know that the asshole got beaten up by Rey and is now at the hospital waiting for an operation? Reyleigh's currently at the police station. Gavan: What did he do? Roger: I dunno..maybe stabbed him with a knife? He always had it when he went out..but there's no doubt he's done a great job. Gavan: Let's have a big party when he gets out of jail! Roger: Yeah, lets have an orgy! [Cathy]: I can't wait! 2. Rey: Hey [Cathy], let's fuck without using condom. I don't feel like putting them on today. [Cathy]: Well, fine, but then you'll have to put your dick into the asshole, then. Rey: Yeah.(Putting dick into vagina and start pounding her in a very hard way) [Cathy]: Hey...oh,oh,oh *8 hours later* Rey: [Cathy], I'm coming!( For the 16th time) [Cathy]: Oh, oh...me too! Both: Yeess! *1 month later* Docter: You have a [baby], [Cathy]. Who did this? [Cathy]: Uh..my boyfriend? Doctor: Hey, you're supposed to not do that while I'm paying your school fee! Now I have to fuck you! Cathy: Hurry up and fuck me. My [pussy]'s tired of waiting. Doctor: HERE I GO! Cathy: Ahhhh! 3. Roger: Hey, what's up? Cathy: Right now my asshole's spitting out shit, so will you please get out of the bathroom? It's a girls- Roger: What the fuck are you saying? It's a [boy]'s bathroom! Cathy: Wha-? Ah, fuck. I mistook again. Sorry for that. I thought it was strange, look at this strange-shaped urinal! Roger: You pooed on a urinal?! How attractive! Let's have sex! Cathy: Why not?

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