furry
Someone who enjoys [writing] long, [boring], apologetic definitions for their fursuit [fetish].
Furry: What is it to be a furry? It is not a simple term to define. One has to consider, naturally, the anthropomorphic quality inherent in most instances of the proclivity, but really, it is more of a philosophy, a basic way of seeing a different form for yourself. That vision can be expressed in various ways, from artistry and poetic invention to socialization with like-minded folks. Generally, tbey share an interest in literature and imagery containing antrhopomorphic creatures. Most [furries] are [pretty] normal people, but in some cases... [Cynic]: Dude, you get off dry humping people while wearing a [fuzzy] mascot suit and looking at doodled pictures of cat people. Furry: W...what? Cynic: Jeez, don't worry about it; [whatever] turns you on. I kind of like fat chicks. Just show some courtesy and shut up about it, ok? I don't go around saying that I've had some sort of intellectual revelation after I've shagged a [whale]. Furry: *sniffle* But I don't...I mean, I mostly just appreciate the art and... Cynic: Pardon me while I go appreciate some art "depicting" a [BBW] eating [pork] rinds and Twinkies off her belly. Furry: You're sick. Cynic: BUT AT LEAST I'M HONEST!!!
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