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The hottest living thing to exist

"Shrek is mine"

By Xsockx

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?" Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

By Salmonellq

The almighty species he is inevitable and sexy as fuck

Truth or dare Truth OK whose the sexiest person ever Shrek

By Jesusdebbyryanstevejobsbobross

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight. Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek? 200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

By onepunchdead

Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.

I like Shrek

By Hithereboys