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Big Mexican Wiener

Friend 1: “hey bitch! How was the dick with that new guy? “ Friend 2: “It was bombbbbb! He got that good BMW!” Friend 1: “ Girl be careful those can blow your back out!”

By Berryblonde

Big Mexican wiener

Gimme that bmw daddy

By Me Poop Dealer

a German automobile that is Broken Most Weeks and is very expensive to repair. Also know as the Ultimate service center revenue generating machine. Generally they depreciate at an accelerated rate and aren't worth much after 4-5 years. leased by the rich, owned by fools.

dude...? your bmw is in the shop again this week? how many stacks will it take this week to get it working again?

By autoguru

Brush My Wallet Bankrupt My Wallet Bust My Wallet The Douchebags's favorite when it comes to luxurious cars.

Hey James! Charlie bought a use BMW! Oh shit... In 1 week, the only thing he's gonna say is I Bankrupt My Wallet.

By thegamer997

Big Mexican woman

You see that bmw over there

By anime_lover_21