Apple
Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple. Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen. (Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)
Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ? Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch. Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating. Person two:....Fuck....
By Sperty