What's on your mug?

a dude who has mixed personalities ,but can be a ASSHOLE at times , He is semi-chubby,

michael me!!

By DR.DONKUS

Someone you fall in love with who has a girlfriend. Someone you've known all your life and who is always there, just not there for you. Someone who when you tell them that you like them doesn't care. Someone who breaks your heart everyday. Someone who steals your heart and doesn't know they have it. Someone perfect.

"Hey did you ask that boy out?" "Naw he has a girlfriend. He's too much of a Michael."

By stinky feet 1134

A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.

"What a perv.I bet that dude's name is Michael."

By Your mom said this.

A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut. However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.

Wow, that guy is such a michael! OMG I can't believe he just pulled such a Michael!

By lonewolf456709

The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.

Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked." Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."

By fuckmichaellewwww