What's on your mug?

John is a God damned moron

Woman - 'Is that John?' Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is' The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'

By Kebab_Remover

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)

“John thinks he can get with everyone”

By Angel 👼🏼

smells really bad and walks funny

ewwww he smells like a john

By fdgreg54ryh

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

By Goldencow321

Another word for cunt.

Take a look at that John.

By loljoker