What's on your mug?

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples! Student: I also eat the apples

By BeefKiller

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

By Being shy and insecure sucks.

apple, red, sweet, juicy

apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day

By MopMan_

a doctors' worst nightmare

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

By flaflobla

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple. (Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)

Apple fans be like: Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone* What they are thinking: It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.

By Darth Meme