Spoon - can have variouse meanings. However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.
"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.
By c1187600
A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.
Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.
By Lakitu1983
Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot answer a simple question.
What's 9+10? Idk Awl, you spoon!
By WhamBham
A particularly stupid individual.
"The moon landing was fake." "You're a fucking spoon."
By jojiighei
v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty. n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.
I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.
By Cristal