What's on your mug?

A long penis

I have a schlong

By Jesse Denning

a long penis. The male equivalent of big tits.

yo girl check out mah long schlong

By XSGame

it is possible that "schlong" has derived from the german word "Schlange" (meaning "snake"). Though that word is not pronounced like "shlong", it sounds more like "shlung-eh" or "shlahng-eh". So there has to be a link in between the german and the english - i thinks its a yiddish word, "schlong", still meaning "snake".

Schlong-along, my sweet valentine! (a person is to told to be more qick like a snake)

By m.aeder

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.

By Lev Cooper

A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.

"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"

By Doctor Word