What's on your mug?

A half-human half-fish creature who likes turning his friends into memes. Unable to resist the danger, Oscar has a habit of picking a fight with 5 men at the same time while holding a bottle of Rum. Likes punching bags, playing boardgames with his New College boys. Extremely shy around girls... sometimes, not always ;)

Oscar Sun: "Hey, calculus exam tomorrow, let's play League tonight" *take a sip of tequila* "Tequila tastes like crap" *takes another sip of tequila*

By Alcoholic Math Homework

fucking dumbass

person 1: hey look the dumbass is here person 2: his name must be oscar

By chingchongyouhaveasmalldong

Admirable, handsome and smart. His looks may give you butterflies yet he doesn’t take pics often. He knows he’s that guy n many females wanna be with him. But if he meets that one loyal girl that he vibes with and is beautiful it’s over for the world. Typically, you’d never find Oscar being unfaithful so you better know his worth. He knows how to clean, cook, n rap no wonder he’s named Oscar.

Oscar: Girl: you’re loved and I’m lucky asf amor

By Lucidty

Sweetest guy you'll probably ever meet! I've dated an Oscar and miss him dearly, he's always out there making others laugh and smile. Oscar will remind you that he loves you all the time, and makes you feel like a princess, anywhere you go :)) This guy most likely has the best music taste too, along with the best sense of humour, I miss him dearly but I made the mistake of leaving him. He's very handsome and he may need some reassurance while he calls himself ugly, but he's not. He's a really cool guy, most likely worth dating :))

Oscar is very chad, he's a guy that'll be hard to forget.

By Anonymous girl :)

He's the sexy Hispanic with fidelity issues, he's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him, he's a passionate lover, he'll break your heart at least once, he's philosophical, romantic, and poetic, he'll never be the most faithful partner, but he'll always be the most reliable friend.

Girl 1: Don't look now, that manwhore Oscar is right behind us. Girl 2: Don't call him that. He's nice. I heard he's a fucking awesome lover. Girl 1: Yeah, I should know...

By Cibilulu