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A Gaming icon all over the world Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach. After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid. Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable. He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach. After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again

Toadstool: "Thank You Mario! But or princess is in another castle!" Mario: "Aww GOD DAMMIT!"

By Example555

An Italian Plumber guy from Brooklyn, made by Shigeru Miyamoto, who made his first appearence in 1981 and since then became a worldwide phenomenon, even bigger than Pokémon. He is so well known that...

1) mario -- "There's probably not a single person who doesn't know him. He's that famous." -- Solid Snake's friend guy in a video clip from SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

By Leiei

An Italian plumber who was created by the Japanese, who looks Mexican, can jump like he is black, runs like a Nigerian, and collects coins like a Jew.

Mario is the greatest

By Char94oh

A suave Hispanic man who you should beware of when at your local Dairy Queen. Mario has been known for stealing yo bitch in exchange for a cheesequake blizzard. It should also be noted that it is best not to be found alone in the liquor room when wearing yoga pants when Mario is working... tú sabes ;) You will know when Mario is around by the excessive yelling of "OOOOHCHALA MAMA" followed by loud barking and sexual innuendos. Please don't call HR on Mario... he means well.

That chico Mario is suave AF... I sure wish I had a liquor room.

By La Meche

Mario refers to psilocybin mushrooms. This word refers to the video game character Mario, who consumes mushrooms to evolve.

I tripped on some Mario yesterday, and it changed my life.

By Trigga3561